No one's gonna be really free until nerd persecution ends

I like to think I had a great sex education when I was younger. Not that I was ever getting laid back then, but goddamn was I learning. While others my age were awkwardly attempting to cop a feel from their new girlfriend, I was online, looking for tutorials on how to properly perform oral on a girl. I watched a crapload of porn, mainly because I didn't have much else to do.
This was back in the days of real media and downloading mpegs, so that should give you an idea...I pushed that dial up modem to its limits, and it delivered -- in the form of very fuzzy 15-30 second clips

That is why my favorite on-screen sex scene comes from Revenge of the Nerds, when Lewis says, "Nerds only think about sex."
This is very true. If you ever want to get adventurous in bed, date a nerd. Decades of D&D, Magic the Gathering, and Star Wars conventions have conditioned them to think outside the norm. Plus they are REALLY into pleasing the woman they are with, because they will always remember being spurned back in the day. This may be TMI for anyone who reads this who knows me IRL, but the first time I went down on a girl I was very proud, but not surprised, that I made her come (proper spelling thank you very much). I had learned what I needed to, and I got my Merit Badge.
That is why I continue to have a sizable porn collection. Not so much for the obvious, but because I like to learn new things. Regular sex can get boring, it'd be nice to bring a few new moves to the table. A football team is constantly learning new plays, or in nerdspeak a Magic the Gathering player is constantly revising his deck. Why should sex not be any different? There should be a class on what you can do with your fingers/hands while going down, or one on what else you can do with your appendages and body while fucking (be it missionary, doggy, or hot karl).
Why is there no late night infomercial selling videos like this? Put me in that sparkly suit with the dollar signs and I'll do it!

There should also be one on how to detect and prevent bacterial vaginosis. Because if anyone else is discovering that, it's not going to be pretty. And by not pretty I mean really smelly.
I will talk about that at a later date, though.